• how to break up with someone: look them in the eye and say "you may be an Alpha but you're not mine" and then back flip into the forest

auntiewitch:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

"Tengo ganas de que me invites unos besos, si quieres yo pago."
— (via amorporsexo)
"Daría cualquier cosa por saber si también me extrañas."
— LB.- Mi Realidad (via miradas-psicopatas)
"No son buenas noches si no las termino hablando contigo."
— (via pollo-con-vodka)
"Bonitos lunares, me gustaría contarlos con mis besos."
— (via amorporsexo)

terrakion:

i love not being straight 

"

There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.

"